Ok so this happened like 2 days ago but for some reason that I do not know, a banana flavored condom shows up on our kitchen counter in a Walmart plastic bag. What’s even stranger is that it was not mine (because I’m ace and that’s gross why would you want that in the first place) and it may or may not be my moms but she hasn’t brought anyone over like that ~ever~. And it’s real sus because my mom is a single parent and I am an only child. It just showed up, and I’m not out to anyone and I can’t prove them wrong when I say it wasn’t me because I’m nervous about all that, and I lost my train of thought,