My name is Jon Stevens and I am a badger husbandrer and Esoteric Poetician. I have at times in my life been fortunate enough to call myself Liverpool FC striker, Head of Intelligence (KGB), Chief Badger Husbandrer at Penge Football Club, Bernard, advisor to the Dalai Lama, Man About Town 1992 (Kroydonn), Mage to Mages, Defender of the Found Realms, and Yates Barman.

I have over 3 years experience of being sane, and am soon to celebrate the fourth, barring any unfortunate incidents.