@Jonah_Murphy
Me: I have newer stories. I have longer stories. I have objectively better stories.
He Who Wanders The World: “And yet. I ain’t going nowhere, bitch!”
BREAKING NEWS: The retirement of my first fanfic has been postponed due to unexpected popularity.
BREAKING NEWS: Local author wanted for emotional damages, prolonged suffering, and excessive slow burn. Authorities advise readers not to approach.
Yunho: ‘Finally.’
Mingi: ‘Finally.’
The hotel walls: ‘Finally.’
Me writing chapter 1: haha this will be cute
Me now: THEY KISSED. EVERYONE GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO THERAPY.
BREAKING NEW: Local author finally lets fictional men experience happiness. More at 11.
After enough tension to power several cities: success.
*kicks door open* WHERE ARE THE EMERGENCY WOOSAN PICS WHEN I NEED THEM?!?! *flips table* PINTEREST AIN’T DOING SHIT FOR ME NO MORE!
The First Time is what happens when you accidentally give fictional people feelings and then refuse to let them communicate for several hundred pages.
Current status of the story:
Characters: suffering
Readers: suffering
Me: adding more lore
The chapter kept saying “one more scene” like a gambler with a losing streak.