Me: Yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!! *Coughs* sorry had to get something outta the throat.
Other me: was it deez nuts???
Me: well yeah… how'd ya know?
Other me: i fed them to you.
Me: but wait… i'm allergic to nuts.
Other me: i know
Me: oh you sick son of a bi- *has allergic reaction or aphileytic* shock.
Other me: while she's dying, i just wanna say hello mortals who got lost and came across this profile by mistake the way to exit this profile is through that door. For all those who decided to stay and find out who i am and what i do lemme give you a small summary.
I have no freaking clue. I do know that i barely write my books cause i have huge writers block when it comes to writing on a electronic so i writing by hand, i'm a crazy son of a gun, i swear a lot and that i'm fifty shades of f*cked up. Didn't just say that? Oh well, so yeah click that exit button right now cause nothing really goes on here but if you wanna stay and see what happens then you 're free to do so. So bye, i love ya and may the cookies be-
Me:YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! *tackles other me down and begins beating the crap outta her*