✨"Unus Pro Omnibus, Omnes Pro Uno,"✨
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°If you sit on your voodoo doll,you won't be able to get up.
°If you shake milk, don't you get a milkshake?
°If you replace the first letter of these words with 't' you get the answers > (when, where, what)
°Do prison buses have emergency exits?
°Do they bury people with their braces still on or do they remove them?
°What do you call a fly without wings?
°If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?
°If you had a dream that none of your dreams would come true, and you woke up and had none of your real-life dreams come true, would that be a dream come true?
°If you told someone to 'be a leader and not a follower', wouldn't they become a follower by following your advice?
°If Cinderella's shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?
°If nothing is impossible, then would it be possible for something to be impossible?
°If you drop your soap on the floor, does the floor become clean or does the soap become dirty?
°What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do?
°If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
°how do mermaids poop? (asked by the one and only- @acciobooks- [edit; WHICH I FINALLY FOUND THE ANSWER TO AN YEAR LATER THANKS TO BOOK RESEARCH OH MY GOD] )
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