So, you probably should know who I am if you found this account. . . 
Buuuuuuuut I guess someone was unlucky enough to wander this way so uh, hi I guess? My name's Jordan and i'm an alcoholic, no wait this isn't my rehab class, uh, i'm a creative writer, don't ask me how that's better, just is I guess; I think because I'm not tipsy and won't spew in your car because you're the designated driver; maybe.
What style is my writing? Well i'm glad you didn't ask: I love long walks on the beach and- no wait hold on.
- Fantasy.
- Adventure.
- I can be a romantic at times.
- Be wary, sometimes I may put some more erotic and 'mature' themes in well, a lot of my stories, so get on board or get moving sweetie!
- Action.
- Horror.
- Themes that will make one self reflect on life (If you're reading this after I post a certain story up, you should know what i'm talking about.