Yo, to all you Minions who stumbled across this page! Depending on who you think I am once reading my books (which I will upload soon) you can think I'm a Smurf wrapped in a blue wrapper, an alien who has word diarrhoea, a possessed being from out of Paranormal Activity I don't know you name it. Or you could just think that I'm a 16 year old gymnast with a brain as big as the MilkyWay full of imagination who is working towards becoming a successful actress.

J.K Rowling is my inspiration as she has helped put the light in my pen "Lumos."

You can PM me if you want I'll try to reply back ASAP but I don't make promises because I have a busy schedule so I'm not gonna pretend that I'll always be able to because this can happen:

"Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids f**k anything with a big ass in jeans with a low self-esteem, I'm going to send you to a place where all that shit is aloud."

"Oh, I love Disneyland!"

"You two son-of-a-b****es are going to college!" - Yah, hell.

But I'll try to upload soon if I don't feel like: "Ugh I just wanna get in bed and watch Friends all day." (Hill, 22 Jump Street)

Yeah, so that's about it, enjoy people.. :D

© 2015 J.M.
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  • JoinedJune 27, 2015


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Jordie__ Jordie__ Jul 26, 2015 07:45PM
Sorry guys, I'm going on holiday so I don't really know whether I'll get to come on wattpad and upload so please don't kill me if I don't upload soon and if you have any queries you can always pm me...
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