Hello there, first of all reading this biography will most likely depress you... okay now they're gone, it's just us :) Hello there competent and hopefully unorthodox citizens of the universe! <--- not really love you no matter what... unless you're incompetent that's going over the line. My name, as you can probably tell, is Joseph. Recently I decided to pick up the hobby of story writing. The stories I write will be works of fiction which reflect upon real life issues such as bullying, discrimination, depression and other very much so real issues which are spread amongst and within society. I like to add a taste and twist of surrealism into my stories to give the reader a sombre yet satisfying view on the story. If you have still not clicked away from this then well done for hanging in, it will be over soon friend.
More about me :- Again, my name is Joseph. I enjoy playing the computer, games such as world of tanks and eve online are my top games really. I'm 14, I come from a place off Hamilton in Scotland. I did say Scotland yes, I'm not an aggressive kilt wearing alcoholic, I promise. I enjoy listening to approaching nirvana and numerous songs from various artists brought to me via MonsterCat. Sometimes, at night, I like to pretend I'm a carrot and roll around in the grass. Okay no, not really I promise! I promise alot of things now that I think about it... anyway, yes. So it's been good talking to you even if it was indirectly and I hope you enjoy my stories as much as you enjoyed this bio. Thank you! :)

PS: All my works are original and I do not copy work from anyone, I go in with no help from other sources.