Too weird to live, too rare to die

Legend has it, in a time and place long ago the very last fuck Joe had to give was given. From that day forward not one single fuck was given.
The aboriginals from these lands speak of the prophecies of how one day Joe's fucks will return. Mythical tales, of all the fucks Joe will one day give. But these tales have proven false as of yet. Not one of Joe's fucks has ever been seen in modern times. 
Lending much credence to the legend that, "Joe truly does not give a fuck".