From North Carolina, not a redneck, I am now 20 as of August 24th, slightly intelligent I guess. Everything else about me? Not so good I would imagine let's see the list shall we? One: Ugly. Two: Nerd. Three: History Nerd. Four: I can't write well. 

Now then, the good things about me: Gotta figure that out sometime...

(Also, all these poems are written by me, I'll be working on books when I feel in the novelistic mood).