Online GTA V with Vanessa:

Vanessa: What's taking you so long?

Me: What the hell are you talking about? 

Vanessa: Dude, what the hell. You're taking too long man, you said you are driving here. My motorcycle, I can just pick you up.

Me: I'm going as fast as possible. I'm maxing out at freaking 30 miles per hour. I'll be there real quickly!

Vanessa: What the, what?

Me: Watch this! *Drives past Vanessa on a grey moped in a camouflage bullet proof vest, cowboy hat, and pink poco dotted boxers, slowly, but as fast as possible.*

Vanessa: *Laughs her ass off* Dude come on, just get on the motorcycle.

Me: *Gets off moped, shakes butt while taking my helmet off* Bitch, I'd be riding that like it came out yesterday!!

Both:  *laughs asses off getting yelled at by Joseph's mom to be more quiet.*

ThIs VeRsIoN WiLl AlSo Be FoReVeR oNlInE