Josh Saltzman

Are you going to do more chapters of Killer Party?

Heyo! I just logged into Wattpad as I suddenly remembered your sci-fi drabble. I had it saved on my library but I couldn't find it and realized you unpublished it. I'm messaging to inform you that I'm a proponent to those stories, and in retrospect, along the lines of 'returning to ice and dust' and 'incompressible relics of the past' always tingled my puerile imagination. Anyways, whether you bring it back or not, I'll always remember them as my first drabble story to have read at 12 years old. :) 

Hello Wattcakes, 
          
          Guess What!? I'M NOT ASKING A RHETORICAL QUESTION. I'LL WAIT...
          
          Okay. I'm not great at waiting so I'll just tell you what I wanted you to guess. 
          
          CHECK OUT KILLER PARTY. 17 CHAPTERS ARE ALREADY UP AND NEW ONES EVERY WEEK.
          
          Also, I got a hot new cover! 
          
          Linke is here. 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/166049962-killer-party

Hey Wattbots, 
          
          Whadya all think of my new cover for Killer Party? https://www.wattpad.com/story/166049962-killer-party

Good Day Wattanauts,  
          
          I just posted Chapter 17 of my new Book Killer Party!!! Please enjoy!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/166049962-killer-party

Greeting Count Wattualas,
          
          Instead of vanting to suck my blooood, perhaps you'll consider vanting to devour my new book Killer Party. BWA HA HA. I just uploaded Chapter 16! The party rages on! If you loved Strange Yarns you;ll love Killer Party. 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/166049962-killer-party

Hey Wattsabis,
          
          GUESS WHAT!!! In honour of spring in Canada I have published 2 CHAPTERS this morning of Killer Party. 
          
          That's right... TWO. Double one! The square root of 4! It's really quite thrilling. 
          
          I hope you all enjoy!!!
          Please comment, vote, and share!!!
          
          Love, 
          
          The Me.

Hey Wattpickles, 
          
          Guess what!??!
          Chapter 13 of Killer Party is up!!!
          The party is gearing up and the blood and wine is about to flow... 
          
          Check it out!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1442488004-killer-party-chapter-13

Happy Monday Wattstafarians
          
          Chapter 12 of Killer Party just dropped. Lot's more insanity from your favourite wattmaniac!
          
          Remember to Vote and comment... OR I'LL EAT A SQUIRREL ALIVE
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/166049962-killer-party

Hey Wattslyvanians
          
          I NEED HELP. DRACULA HAS KIDNAPPED ME. HE SAYS THE ONLY WAY HE'LL SET ME FREE IS IF YOU PAY THE RANSOM. 
          
          IT'S NOT BLOOD THIS TIME. IT'S WORSE!
          
          HE SAYS YOU HAVE TO READ KILLER PARTY, VOTE ON EACH CHAPTER, AND COMMENT.
          
          HELP!!!!!!
          
          Dracula is actually pretty cool all things considered and he has a really nice e-scooter that he lets me ride around his castle while I'm a prisoner. 
          
          Chapter 11 is just posted!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/166049962-killer-party