Hi!

How are you?

That's good.

I'm okay by the way.

Thanks for asking, you butt.

Just randomly, do you want a penguin?

No you idiot, a penguin is a biscuit.

Whatever let's not fight anymore.

Do you want some cake?

What do you mean why'd i throw a spider at your face?

Oh, you idiot, in Australia, cake is what we call spiders.

Oh did it bite you? They're venomous do you want the antidote?

Are you sure you want it?

What do you mean why'd i shoot you in the kneecap?

Ooooooh, you idiot.....

Anyway, i gotta go, because this conversation quickly escalated into murder ^_^