Niaa

Hello.

I swear I'm not dead. Just busy. Eww. But yeah.
           
          http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/i-read-the-new-50-shades-book-and-it-is-absolutely-batshit#.pw3LNPlxa E.L James has  not only managed to offend the female gender, but the male one too with her sh!tastic new Christian-Grey- POV book. I mean, gotta give it to her, that's not a very easy  thing to do.  
          
          FFAS: I haven't uploaded in forever. I know. So I've made the mad decision to finish it all by the 14th of July. That's 21 chapters minimum, guys. Send me prayers.

I love the absolute optimism that all these, 'Dur dur my billionaire boyfriend/husband/pet unicorn and I'  have on how easy it is to become a billionaire, stay a billionaire and live a billionaire lifestyle. Like, no, they did not spend the better part of their youth locked up in their basements working on their billion dollar ideas and sure you can be a billionaire while still being under 30.
          Okay sweetheart.

LifeProTips: If you want to subtly stare at a pretty person, make sure to cross your eyebrows as if in disapproval while you look at them. That way, when they catch you, they'll think that their entire existence is enraging  to you when actually you would drag your  freshly amputated arm across a field of hydrochloric acid  for a single kiss.

LifeProTips: If you want to subtly stare at a pretty person, make sure to cross your eyebrows as if in disapproval while you look at them. That way, when they catch you, they'll think that their entire existence is enraging  to you when actually you would drag your  freshly amputated arm across a field of hydrochloric acid  for a single kiss.

LifeProTips: If you want to subtly stare at a pretty person, make sure to cross your eyebrows as if in disapproval while you look at them. That way, when they catch you, they'll think that their entire existence is enraging  to you when actually you would drag your  freshly amputated arm across a field of hydrochloric acid  for a single kiss.

LifeProTips: If you want to subtly stare at a pretty person, make sure to cross your eyebrows as if in disapproval while you look at them. That way, when they catch you, they'll think that their entire existence is enraging  to you when actually you would drag your  freshly amputated arm across a field of hydrochloric acid  for a single kiss.

HOLY F**KBALLS, WHAT HAPPENED TO KEVIN(Parogar)?
          
          Jesus, it's a brave new world isn't it?

http://www.wattpad.com/78579423-fifty-for-a-soul-xxxi-deep-tissue-part-three I have so little time, so have this.

http://www.wattpad.com/78579423-fifty-for-a-soul-xxxi-deep-tissue-part-three I have so little time, so have this.