*clears throat* 

curious (or naughty) kitties, followers, creatures, procrastinators, heathen conquests, haters, and whatever you want to think you are. i must let y'all know that every votes are very much appreciated. i see every single votes, follows and comments. 

keep loving me and i shall die happy. 

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elastigirl is the yum
erotica is hot $ sweaty
rascal flats is my threesome partners (in singing dirty minded horses)

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the only thing i BLOW is KISSES 

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Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy

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don't be crude y'all. shoot me messages, comment in my page, talk to me! don't just be a silent readers and followers.

Check out my other account! @CatEnjoyReading

Shoot me messages here since you guys don't fancy talking here.http://ask.fm/joylessconquest