JudDud09

Hey people. I may not update any of my stuff anymore... cuz things. Anyway...
          	
          	In 6th grade, math class, I was a fcking weirdo. You know what I did? 
          	
          	I told jokes about babies. Dead ones... wtf... now you may think “Oh 6th grade that’s fine, that was a long time ago,” and you’d be wrong. That was last fcking year. I was a screwed up kid. And I still am... oh well :/

domekody85

@JudDud09 I literally have never heard one of your dead baby jokes and I was sitting like right next to you in math class
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JudDud09

Hey people. I may not update any of my stuff anymore... cuz things. Anyway...
          
          In 6th grade, math class, I was a fcking weirdo. You know what I did? 
          
          I told jokes about babies. Dead ones... wtf... now you may think “Oh 6th grade that’s fine, that was a long time ago,” and you’d be wrong. That was last fcking year. I was a screwed up kid. And I still am... oh well :/

domekody85

@JudDud09 I literally have never heard one of your dead baby jokes and I was sitting like right next to you in math class
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JudDud09

If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine, ignore.
          
          Baptisms for the dead, man. It's such a good feeling knowing how happy you're making someone, even if you have no connection to them. 
          
          Also, side note, being blocked sucks huh :/

JudDud09

Ladies and gentlemen, my dog has done it. He finally ate this frog he’s been chasing for a couple days. Good news is he’s super happy. Bad news is he won’t be tomorrow. He’ll be sick. My dog isn’t the brightest :/

JudDud09

“I didn’t want to scare her on our first date so... I plugged my nose. I plugged my nose... and I sh*t my pants. Swear to god! First date! Future wife! Poopy pants!” 
          
          Bonus points if you know who it’s from. Hint, it’s a stand up comedian.