Justanotherbookworm

Wow, haven't posted shiz in a while. Time to be my whacky-ass self.  Wassup zombie? Don't you think seeing your face every day in our study sessions is a little too much? Also, ugh, open your Wattpad once in a while wth are you doing studying so much. I will rant about my failed attempts to you in the morning. Ahh, we virtual hang out too much, I don't even have enough bs to write on your board now. Give me some inspiration to finish that dumbass presentation. CAN YOU BELIEVE? I have to compile my long-ass thousand-word speech notes and then create a ppt..and FOR WHAT? Duckin five marks. And THEN I will study five months worth of syllabus for ANOTHER viva. Here you thought the medico life was stressful. Dumbass sleeping on her bed while I have to study. Now that I have wasted five more minutes of my life doing bs. I will go somewhere else to fuck around a little more. OKay bye.
          Someone plis apparate me to Pune (where all the red-pasta and hot dtf emotionless boys are).

how did I unfollow you? I think there was some glitch. OML IM SO STRESSED RN.
          I'm so stressed about having so much work that I've stopped functioning only. 
          Also, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Who is that guy in your profile picture? (What am I doing here?)(This is so dumb)

To anyone who reads this, the owner of this profile is a bloody traitor who doesn't talk to her best friends for a century. So kick in her in the tush if you catch her on the streets walking her dog (whom she kidnapped btw).  Lucky baby I will rescue one day. (I did not forget the other dogs okay you bloody traitor. Say hi to them from me. I just don't remember their names bc as usual i'm a little duhh you know). TEXT ME BACK!!!! ONE MONTH YOU HAVEN'T CONTACTED ME FOR A WHOLE MONTH. TEXT ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CUT YOU IN PIECES AND LET LUCKY SPRINKLE THEM IN THE PARK.

@foodwhore- you a fan too?!

Helllllllloooooooooooo? Anyone alive? of course not, you're an effing zombie whom I've been assigned to kill *oh shit! did I let out the secret! God no! Now the zombie has been alerted, it will kill me with it's boring jokes and ugly personality! What will I do!* I will hit it with a book on the head and take away it's dog. I have to save them before the zombie rubs off on them. Did I again repeat the truth? What can I say I'm a blabbermouth '_' 
          ok, bye. Now zombie just study for the tests? Don't smile uglily while reading this comment? 
          Lucy I'm coming to save you! 
          (Lucy is the dog's name this zombie kidnapped from the streets)

Thanks for the follow. 

Heyooooo! Reallu love your bio, but are you kidding there are a thousand days every week that i want to kill myself for being your friend. But then i realise that you're pretty much the it friend for me and i let myself live. Duh. this is how you make jokes. Damn I'm turning awesomer day by day. Miss you bro xoxo. 
          P.S. Why the heck am i not simply not texting you and instead writing mahabharatas on your newsboard? Yes, that's because I am A.W.E.S.O.M.E. 
          Love me too bro :)

Thx for the follow! <3

Hey there lovely people! Missed me much? Don't worry you aren't gonna get rid of me that easily 
          Well I just wanted to let you guys know that I'll be publishing a new chapter pretty soon.
          P.S. if anyone of you can,then can you please make a cover for my book. I really need a new one. 
          XOXO