Edgy, shy megalomaniac who wants clout for, I don't know, holding. Maybe that was too edgy, but I also make memes that make me laugh to balance "edgy" out. These stories are are my outlet, so shock warning. Good pun. But they're not that special. More typical emo content and story plot to be expected, though I hope my content can grow up like my cynicism. Sorry: PEPE, SPAGHETTI MONSTER (other stale memes to resurrect you from that). If you're still reading (ooh self-awareness, adding spice to the narration) I sincerely hope you have a good day and read from a good autho-*cough**cough* NEIL GAIMAN *cough*, and don't forget to like and subscribe, and if we can get to 57 I'll eat a portion of a bar of soap.