Hello there! I'm Julius Ranch or Ranch/Julius if you prefer. I can be quite lazy, forgetful, but bursting at the seams with restless energy I channel through writing! What I write can range from obscure, self-indulgent to something absolutely ridiculous. I'll even take requests! Moving on to the 'knowing the author' bit, I LOVE cats!! I also very much like Freddie Mercury along with the rest of the band, Heath Ledger, The Office, Batman, animals and much more.

Back to writing, I frequently make mistakes with spelling along with other things occasionally and these mistakes still fly under my radar even though I triple check them, so please point out the mistake if you notice it! That is all, I hope you have a lovely day!