Blood For the Blood God

Not me carefully creating a pixie Hollow au of the dream smp and thinking in full detail about what talent everyone would be. :33

I have an Ikea, how about we get a divorce

My friends and I danced at prom till it literally shut down. 
          
          I also got my first kiss with one of my friends there-

I frew up 

I'm sorry if I piss off any of you today. I'm not in a good mood rn. 

AYO A BITCH PASSED THE DRIVERS TEST

I'm taking my driver's test today boys. Wish me luck

*sighs in PSAT testing*

And if I had a shiny nickel, for every time I've missed you, I'd use them to buy the moon! Then sell the moon to north korea and use their fancy missiles to blow craters into that moon until it spelt out our initials! 
          Okay wait, that's absurd. Sorry I'm bad with words. 

Me eating bread, apple and m&ms for breakfast
          
          My mom : M&ms? Really?
          
          Me: *death glare in pms*
          
          My mom: Riiigghht