@JumpingLollies What the hell goes through your mind? 'F-duck'? Hahaha, okay. I'm done. Gosh, that's good stuff. *Rubs tears out of my eyes*
And, no. I just tell little...bluffs, haha. It's people's fault for believing me in the first place, isn't it?
You hand out candy to them? They're little kids, they don't need candy! They need carrots, or lettuce, or something healthy! So, yes.
You are a bad influence. I'm sure somebody will agree. Right? Anybody? Lol. :)