@requiredinformation tagged me. sooooooo
1. I like girls.
2. I am shorter than @requiredinformation(supposedly 5'4"(by how much you will never know))
3. Superwholock thx
4. I don't like tasteycakes... or whipped cream.
5. They call me coffee cuz I'm bitter as hell and most people don't like me unless they can change something about me.
6. #5 was a joke. they don't call me coffee.
7. but legit some friends call me Fiji water
8. Gemini... maybe... NASA added that new frickin' symbol and now I need to see if it's different. 
9. k i'm a Taurus now?
10. I don't want Trump to win
11. Music choice? Vivaldi or Handel
12. Please don't ask me about my gender 
13. I am stingy with hugs but the truth is I love them
14. I am very passionate about WWII (if you spring the topic on me I might cry) 
15. I'm trying my best
(Kazoos out of here)