Juni~ Introductions have never been our strong suite, so please bare with us. I'm Juni, I am eighteen years of age & my partner in crime is Hachi, who is fifteen years of age. We normally write-

Hachi~ WAIT, hold up, we need more life in this introduction, Juni! *slap can be heard by all* Look alive!!

Juni~ *Holding throbbing cheek* Okay, Okay! We are the super fabulous squad of amazing fanfiction writers, that bring joy to all!! *fireworks are shot off in the background* How was that Hachi? Is that alive enough for ya!?! *glare of burning death directed at Hachi* FEEL THE BURN OF MY GAZE!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA 

Hachi~ HAHAHA!  IT BURNS! Now thats how an introduction gets started! *Has a Might Gai pose directed at the audience* My favorite color is red-
 
Juni~ You cannot have the same favorite color as me! I am older so do as I say. I now proclaim your favorite color to be pink because it is a dulled version of red. 

Hachi~ Never! *Goes into closeup of the eyes and it magically starts to rain* Lets Fight!!

Juni~ .....*Flicks on the forehead* Stop this foolish game little Hachi. You'll never be strong enough to defeat me. (Itachi reference ^__^)

Hachi~ *Falls to the ground in slow motion, a spot light appears over Hachi* All my years of training were for nothing..... I must give up everything and go on the path of self destruction in order to somehow defeat Juni! I am a ADVENG-

Juni~ Put a sock in it Hachi, no one cares about your inner demons. Stop being such a baby and get on with the Introduction. 

Hachi~ *Alligator Tears roll down face* I Hope you like our work. *Sniffles* We have nothing else to live for!!!! 

Juni~ Wow, someone sounds desperate *smirk* Goodbye Audience *Waves*

Hachi~ Bye Bye! *Waves enthusiastically*