I have to write a bio, about myself...

This shall be hard, I mean, I barely know myself, and yet, you, you foul monster expect me to tell you, so you know, all I know (Which is very little).

I could just summarize and say:


I am complicated.

But that would kind of defeat the purpose, I mean, aren't most people.

Okay... Lets start with the basics.

I am a guy. 
I know, shock horror, how is this even possible, and yes, I have a dick? I think.

I am nerd...
I like to program, write and play video games...

I stand/walk/sit in extremely feminine ways. 
I don't know why I felt the need to put this, but I often cross my legs, and skip (badly), and well, I am often said to be gay, whilst there is nothing wrong with this, I am in fact not gay. Also, when I think I wave my arms around randomly...

I often will put myself down for the sake of a joke,
I tend to do this because I know how I will take the joke... And I don't like it when people try to kill me.

I have complicated emotions.
This is probably both the hardest to explain, yet most self explanatory.

I am kinda intelligent, I guess... I don't really want to say much more on this, just because I am not the kind of person to brag, about something like that... Much (See I did it again, put myself down for a dumb joke),

I have a bad sense of humor, I mean, this is probably pretty obvious by now, but if you do enjoy my humor, well, then, I may have met a perfect match, even though computer programming picks up all the chicks, I mean humor will do. Unless you are a dude, in which case this is kinda awkward.

And also, my spelling is apaling,
-see what I did there.

God.

Also, I really like bad puns.

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?"

"To get to the... BOTTOM". 

Wow, I have just hit an all time new low. 
I am so sorry you had to read that.
Well, that's assuming you are still reading down this far, in which case, well done, you have no life.