Just “Al”

Huh? 

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Could I interest you in everything?
            All of the time?
            A little bit of everything
            All of the time
            Apathy's a tragedy
            And boredom is a crime
            Anything and everything
            All of the time
            Could I interest you in everything?
            All of the time?
            A little bit of everything
            All of the time
            Apathy's a tragedy
            And boredom is a crime
            Anything and everything
            All of the time
            You know, it wasn't always like this
            Not very long ago
            Just before your time
            Right before the towers fell, circa '99
            This was catalogs
            Travel blogs
            A chat room or two
            We set our sights and spent our nights
            Waiting
            For you, you, insatiable you
            Mommy let you use her iPad
            You were barely two
            And it did all the things
            We designed it to do
            Now look at you, oh
            Look at you, you, you
            Unstoppable, watchable
            Your time is now
            Your inside's out
            Honey, how you grew
            And if we stick together
            Who knows what we'll do
            It was always the plan
            To put the world in your hand
            Hahaha
            Could I interest you in everything?
            All of the time
            A bit of everything
            All of the time
            Apathy's a tragedy
            And boredom is a crime
            Anything and everything
            All of the time
            Could I interest you in everything?
            All of the time
            A little bit of everything
            All of the time
            Apathy's a tragedy
            And boredom is a crime
            Anything and everything
            And anything and everything
            And anything and everything
            And all of the time

Welcome to the internet
            Have a look around
            Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
            We've got mountains of content
            Some better, some worse
            If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
            Welcome to the internet
            Come and take a seat
            Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
            There's no need to panic
            This isn't a test, haha
            Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
            Welcome to the internet
            What would you prefer?
            Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
            Be happy
            Be horny
            Be bursting with rage
            We got a million different ways to engage
            Welcome to the internet
            Put your cares aside
            Here's a tip for straining pasta
            Here's a nine-year-old who died
            We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
            And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
            Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other 
            Welcome to the internet
            Hold on to your socks
            'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
            They are grainy and off-putting
            He just sent you more
            Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
            See a man beheaded
            Get offended, see a shrink
            Show us pictures of your children
            Tell us every thought you think
            Start a rumor, buy a broom
            Or send a death threat to a boomer
            Or DM a girl and groom her
            Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
            Here's a healthy breakfast option
            You should kill your mom
            Here's why women never fuck you
            Here's how you can build a bomb
            Which Power Ranger are you?
            Take this quirky quiz
            Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids