The worst moment of my life was probably when someone asked me "How old are you?" and I replied with "I'm fine thanks, how are you?"

I should not be allowed to be a part of society. (Not that I ever leave my room anyway)

Basically, I am a huge fanboy with a penchant for using fancy vocabulary to make myself seem intelligent. I like to think I'm funny so please laugh at my jokes (just to humour me). 

Feel free to message me anytime as I don't have a life outside of the internet and spend almost all my waking hours procrastinating doing anything that's actually productive.