JustAshBurner

Merry Christmas, everybody! 
          	
          	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LaoRbWtI2Y
          	
          	Enjoy that little clip, but there's a curse warning. The curses are bleeped out, though.

JustAshBurner

I feel so embarrassed...
          
          It's night.
          
          I got out of the bathroom and turned off the lights before closing the door.
          
          It's dark, I can't see anything, and i hear the creaking of door hinges.
          
          Fight or flight activated. My brain, in a rush, chooses flight.
          
          It was dark and I don't have echolocation. I thought someone opened the door.  My family's in the room with light. My bro and dad were asleep there, but my mom was up.
          
          She witnessed me run from the dark hall into the room and throw myself onto my bed, scramble to throw the covers on myself before relaxing, thinking, and processing what happened.  I started laughing at myself and am now embarrassed.
          
          Why haven't we evolved out of fight or flight yet?

JustAshBurner

*W H E E Z E* This kid is C R Y I N G because we accused him of drawing on balloons with marker! He's in 5th grade! He's literally the ONLY suspect! What are we supposed to do, blame me, who was nowhere near the balloons and drawing!? Blame my bro, who was playing in his tablet? Blame the kid's brother, who is mature enough not to do that? Blame my friend, who was playing with my brother?
          
          Then he came in, crying and screaming, and asked us why we accused him. We said it's because he did do it. He said it's not good to accuse each other. Each other!? Bro, we're saying that you did it! Not anyone else! He said we'd go to court for it! *wheeze* HAHAHA! Bruh! Really? Then, he said we can go to court for accusing him??? What??? We laughed at that, and he started crying harder. Then he screamed "LEAVE ME ALONE!" and went into a corner of the room. Hello? You're the one who came in here? He always does that. He'll get mad, come near us, then tell us to leave him alone.
          
          This kid says he has depression. No, you don't. You're just mad at us. He says he has to deal with major problems. I asked what kind, he responds with "Like getting yelled at."
          
          Now he's whimpering. Now he thinks he's the unluckiest kid to ever exist. BOI, THERE ARE KIDS WITH NO FOOD OR HOMES OR CLEAN WATER, YOU THINK YOU'RE UNLUCKY!? HAH!!! AS IF!!
          
          Though I may sound mean because of this, I'm really not. He's being overdramatic. How do I know he's not depressed? He's not lazy or tired all the time. He's full of energy. One symptom of depression is being tired all the time. Another symptom is being sad or upset when nothing's bothering you. He's only upset when he overeacts to stuff. Lastly, he cried because we knew he drew on all of the balloons, even the ones that weren't his. 
          
          Kid, it's BALLOONS. He's 10! This isn't the first time he's cried over small, stupid things and then claimed it was because we're mean to him. Grow up, you oversized 3-year-old.

JustAshBurner

LITTLE KIDS ARE SO INNOCENT AND CUTE! ok, so on Wednesday, a little kid on my bus saw me wearing my laurel crown from Greece. Then he asked "Are you an angel?" "No," I replied. "Then what's that?" He asked, pointing to my laurel crown.
          "It's a laurel crown."
          "Oh. What's it for?"
          "It's a symbol of Victory in Ancient Greece."
          "Oh! But this isn't Ancient Greece!"
          "Yeah, but it's still nice to wear."
          "Okay! But you're still an angel!"
          AAAAAHHHH!!! HOW CUTE IS THAT!?

JustAshBurner

@ArtsyJellybean I bet they are!
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CookieArcher116

But my cousin is still cute af
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CookieArcher116

@ArtsyJellybean  I bless you beauty
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