The US is unreal like girls can't wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered but ppl are still like "what a beautiful country. I can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless" 

Do u ever seen an old photo of yourself and wonder why your parents let you out of the house?

I hate how u just born out of nowhere and u forced to go to school and get an education so u can get a job, what if I want to be a duck

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

"so do you have a special someone in your life?" Yes me, I'm awesome. I think I'm the one

my mum complains about the amount of money I spend on makeup. well, you gave birth to a 2/10

Girls don't actually shop we just walk around touching clothes saying 'this is cute'