Hey! 

Right brain: You're just gonna write hey?

Left brain: Yeah, what's so wrong with writing hey?

Right brain: I mean, this is the first thing people see when they open your profile, aren't you gonna write at least a little more?

Left brain: I'm trying to be friendly here! And you have very well seen what happens when I make the description longer.

Right brain: Ugh, fine!

Left brain: Fine!

Right brain:...so, you will consider it?

Left brain: Ughhhhh