Have you come here to glean what little information about me that you can?
Well it won't work; I'm Nobody, and it's just pointless to keep looking.
The real question is what about you?
Are you a Nobody as well?
Are you shrewd enough to outmaneuver your opponents and slaughter each and every one of them for disgracing your name and family?
To have your life recorded in an epic that transcends time?
Hmm... Not Odysseus then. But worry not, for he was only the first Nobody, not the last.
Are you clever enough to manipulate others for your own gains?
To have ambitions that surpass the heavens?
To see clearly when others attempt to deceive you?
To deceive them in return?
To gain knowledge where it is accessible, and use it when it suits your gains?
To be wise beyond your years?
To boldly go where no man has- *Cough* I mean, to explore where others fail?
To use semicolons in spite of those who say not to? AND USE THEM CORRECTLY!
To spell perfectly without spellcheck?
Haha, just kidding; that last one's impossible.
But if so, then there's one thing for certain.

You are a horrible person. But only sometimes.
Yet you do fulfill the requirements for being a Nobody--And conveniently for being a Slytherin as well. Regardless you may have untapped potential that may one day rule the world. Then I guess the only question that remains is, why stop there?