'There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.'
-Ernest Hemingway

I don't have a typewriter, but i'm going to sit with my notebook and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed till i'm drained. And then i shall bleed some more.

I am a sarcastic individual who is not good at most things, but stellar at pretending that i am.

I write short stories and i like pretending that THAT'S why i don't get any reads.

So tell me, do you know how to care for an ice-cream banana tree?