"What you egg? [He stabs him.]"
"Mother, he has kill'd me. [He dies.]"

Greetings Wattpadians everywhere, and welcome to my (relatively) short biography!

I'm an average potato on Wattpad upon a conquest for good and great books. I enjoy breathing, consuming, living, and, most importantly, reading. 

Also looking for friends. (Pls friend me.) 
(・ω・)ノ

But try to advertise non-Wattpad related products to me or insult moi, you sir (or madam) are in for a verbal lashing. @soloangeloshipper can champion that.

I do welcome people asking me to read their books however, or if they want a conversation in general. 

General inquiries go to conversation.
Useless, annoying, or irritating horse shït comments goes to the field of Zero Fücks Given, located in the depths of Merlin's saggy left arsehole.

My fandoms include, but are not limited to:

Harry Potter 
Artemis Fowl
Sherlock Holmes

(was too lazy to list anything else)


That is all for now. 

My people... my time has come.

Sayonaraaaaaa!!

*jumps out of window, bounces off trampoline, soars into helicopter, and flies off into the glorious sunset


If any human cares or know what I'm talking about, RIP _canyoulike_not_, a great PJO author and wonderful person. 

Rest in Peace