I write books
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Lemme clarify, I write terrible books
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That are most of the time only fanfic
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And I never update them
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Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk on how I write books
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Feel free to leave at any time
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Thank you to those of you who stayed
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Your reward is a piece of advice from myself
Two wrongs don't make a right;
Eight do
Eight wrongs= right go news
Do eight wrong things and you'll be right
Please respond like this anytime anyone tells you that two wrongs don't make a right
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(ill stahp now)
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