Okay. Here's the deal. I'm a guy. Last time I checked, I do have a d!ck and I most definitely do not have t!ts. So, yes. I am male. I have tattoos, and I have black hair. This sounds human enough to me. There's only a few things I beg you do not judge me for. 

One: I write romance. So what? I enjoy writing about a guy and a girl falling love. It happens in real life. So what's strange about a guy writing about it? Nothing.

Two: I do use foul language. You don't like it? DO NOT READ!

Three: I actually do not believe in sex before marriage. But I also refuse to write about it. Sex is a very personal thing. Me writing about it makes me feel like I am invading real people's privacy. So I won't.

Thanks for not judging!