|•Dadnaka•|

You 
          
          I love you •ᴥ︎•✌︎︎

I was told to inform you that they can't login correctly so this is just a little announcement to let you know❤

@lj9229 
          
          You're welcome!

Hide ME!-

You know what I realised just then Nishinoya is that one friend to hype you up and then get drunk and be confessing his love to you.

I have nothing to give you so take some incorrect quotes with Tanaka-
          ~~~
          
          Tanaka: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
          
          Ennoshita: What?
          
          Tanaka: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Tanaka, seductively: Tell me you your wildest fantasy.
          
          Nishinoya: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
          
          Tanaka: No Noya, I meant like-
          
          Nishinoya: Everyone claps.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Narita: What state do you live in?
          
          Ennoshita: Constant anxiety.
          
          Kinoshita: Denial.
          
          Tanaka: Perfection.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Sugawara, teaching Tanaka how to drive: Okay, so you're driving and Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
          
          Tanaka: Oh, definitely Tsukishima.
          
          Sugawara, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          -Ennoshita and Tanaka are about to be arrested-
          
          Ennoshita: Have you ever been handcuffed before?
          
          Tanaka: Sexually or by law enforcement?
          
          Ennoshita: . . .
          
          Tanaka: To be honest, I've been both.
          
          ~~~~~~
          
          Tanaka: Some people are like slinkies.
          
          Ennoshita: What?
          
          Tanaka: Not very useful but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
          
          Ennoshita: . . .
          
          Ennoshita: Please don't push Tsukishima down the stairs.
          
          Tanaka: Watch me.

I'm writing a Kyotani x Tanaka smut-shot and no one can stop me-

Ennoshita: Your homework for tonight is to become SO good at counting. Don't let me down, please.
          
          Noya: 1
          
          Narita: 2
          
          Kinoshita: 3
          
          Hinata: 4
          
          Tanaka: W
          
          Ennoshita, biting back tears: You always screw everything up for me... I was patient with you at first because I thought you were just a stupid goddamn moron, but I can tell you get a sadistic pleasure for trying to put a stop to my personal progress.

Who are you hiding from tho-

Mind being Atsumu's babysitter whenever he's drunk-