• In case my username didn't give it away, or the sheer amount of times I've embarrassed myself in the comment section, I am a certified Dumbass (TM)

• If you know me in real life, no you don't

• Aegosexual/Quoiromantic, She/her

• My account will always be LGBTQ+ friendly, and I'm always open to talk (I may respond late though)

• I love writing but I'm also too perfection oriented to have enough motivation/inspiration to actually write. I write the occasional oc story, but my works are mostly fan fiction: don't like? Don't read. 

• I am a proud cat mom. Cats are superior and you cannot change my mind. 

• Big music nerd, so there will probably be a lot of references to songs, EPIC or otherwise, and often I write chapters based off of song vibes. Sue me.  (Don't actually, I'm broke af)

• You'll probably find me in stories about or containing:
   Well rounded and developed characters 
   Aromantic/Asexual mcs
   Intricate plots
   Pjo
   Ninjago
   Six of Crows
   The Song of Achilles
   Supernatural 
   The Owl House
   Dead Boy Detectives
   Voltron: Legendary Defenders
   (Judge me and I will end you)

• My major ships are:
   Percabeth
   Solangelo
   Lava
   Kanej
   Wesper
   Patrochilles
   Apollo x Hermes
   Destiel
   Sabriel (don't know how that happened, but it did, so oh well)
   Gustholomule
   Huntlow/Winter
   Payneland
   Whatever CatKing x Edwin is
   Klance

•I've been told I'm funny, but I'll believe that when I see it, since the last time I tried to make a joke I was called to counseling

• And last, but certainly not least, if you are:
   Homophobic/Transphobic/Aphobic/Anti-Queer
   Sexist in anyway
   Racist
   Or just a plain asshole, the door is right here 👉🚪

• (P.S. tell your cat I say pspspspspps)