Tyler Moore

So Obama walks into his office and Putin is there naked on his desk in the draw me like your French women pose and he goes "you're not Michelle, but you'll do just as well" and Obama is like "Mmmmm pApi"

My instagram won't let me shitpost, i'm going to throw my phone

I attempted to be less straight forward and to rhyme wow this is different. Make sure to tell me if you like that better

The last chapter of my poetry book isn't exactly a poem but it's a big part of my life so it's appreciated if you at least take a look at it. Have a nice day guys

New Years resolution:
          
          Be more active on here bc fuck man I barely update anynore

I've claimed you as my bitch

My bitchhhh

Tyler is my bitch

You're my bitch

The next chapter of Over By The Cosmos will be titled "Sike"
          
          *gasp*
          
          What do you all think this means?