If you slurp you're a horrid person Quite honestly there should be camps for slurpers. A horrid kingdom of horrid people, a hellscape of "ssssffffflllllrrrrp" Send a survey out and EVERYONE who slurps any liquid instead of putting it on a spoon and landling it into your mouth like a civilized person should be sent to America to America as REFUGEES after the atrocities against those inhuman abominations who dare to slurp. If you slurp you're the kind of person who gets "our starters are the salads" instead of "soups and salads" from waiters and waitresses at restaurants. You deserve the Salad too at weddings. No soup for you, not even gravey. You'll find a way to make it audibly unpleasant for everyone, no sauces, no dressings, no gravey. You get dry food, like a rat, because that's what you are; vermin. A pest.
Oh and those little edible water pouches made of seaweed. You won't be given a chance to ruin liquids for the day.