Justicekind

I haven't been on Wattpad in about 2 years. The past couple of weeks I've been working on a book that I think most of you will enjoy. It's a typical teen romance kind of thing. Take some time to read it and let me know what you think, if you want that is, i've wrote a couple chapters but for now I only posted the first chapter, I want to see how everyone feels about it. I worked hard on it, and I made the cover, which i'm proud of. :)

heres a joke I found
          
          
          So this drunk guy gets kicked out of the bar then he finds a genie so the genie said since your a drunk I'm gonna give u one wish so the guy said my wish is every Time I pee I want to pee whiskey so he granted the wish so he went home and said wife come quick with to glasses and said I can pee whiskey so he finely convinced his wife so he pees in to a glass she drinks it and she said dang this is good so life is going good he has more money then he use to because he doesn't have to pay for whiskey so he tells his wife we're gonna celebrate to night so she gets two glasses so he says just one glass to night your drinking out of the bottle

Heyo! I have a joke to share on did awesome writers board! her it goes!
          
          I sitting in my yard on my phone, with my cats kitten. my cat has been gone for two days, and her kitten is very hungry. this is what happens:
          * pepper my cat walks up *
          me: pepper where have you been?!
          pepper: * silent *
          me: are you gonna let you kitten starve?!
          * silence *
          that's when my boyfriend walks over to my house.
          b/f: are you talking to your cat?
          me: Maybe.. she alerting her kitten starve cuz she can't keep her nasty paws off dem honeys!
          b/f: your just mad cuz you ain't got none of dem honeys
          me: I have you
          b/f: not no more! peppers my new honey!
          * leaves with my cat and me awe struck *

Hello My Beautiful Followers!
          
          Sorry For My Lack Of Updates.. I've been SUPER busy with school and I recently graduated 8th grade! Summer for me began about a month ago and I've just decided to take a break off wattpad.. I had to laptop to get on Wattpad so I used my phone, but the phone never really gave me the full experience.. So during the middle of June I got a laptop! I named her Clare ! Haha anyway just wanted to apologize for not updating. I also saw that Funny Comebacks and Jokes got 127k readers!!! Holy !!! Lol thank you guys so so sooooo much. I also got 3o+ followers! Omg I love you guys.. So.. I'm Back!!

thank you

How about this for funny comebacks and jokes
          
          There were once two boys one named manners and one named get lost. They were hungry so manners went in the pizza shop to get some food. A police officer came up to get lost and said:
          "Ello Ello Ello what's your name?" 
          "Get lost" 
          "I beg your pardon I just asked your name son"
          "Get lost"
          "Sonny please tell me your name"
          "Get lost"
          "Where's your manners"
          "In the pizza shop" 
          
          Thanks for reading alanis you are such a good author and I would love to be featured in one of your books, 

can I get a follow. I AM LONLEYYY PWESE

@kaitlinkeene73 ;)

hey uhh can you read my book jokes for any one plz

@Livie1819 sure thing!