Hi. My name is Dane...... not that you needed to know of course.  But I'm gonna tell you anyway, so I'm 99% straight and the 1% is knocked off from my love of reading and writing BL.🏳️‍🌈✨🌷. I've got a girlfriend but she's so muscular she practically wears the pants in our relationship 😫😭 again, I'm not gay or in denial 🌺 Oh I love, love flowers 🌸 just not roses.           I sometimes love wearing makeup, my girlfriend says it makes me pretty.                                                                                                                    I get offended though. What does she mean 'makes me pretty ' I'm obviously gorgeous either way. But I love her though, especially when she calls me baby and tells me to call her daddy.          No, Hoe, I will not tag her she'll murder me.                            Anywhore.          Read my books. I promise I won't disappoint.........