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Yo okay. I'm a Gryffindor. I'd like to apologize on behalf of my house for our shitty behavior.
Honestly, I kind of didn't realize, probably cause I read the books all the way back in fourth grade and I was dense as all heck back then, but yeah...
Okay, I really have mad respect for Slytherins. Like hell, they're so freaking awesome and some of the most determined bitches I know. (Hurt one of them ill slap you into next week-)
Hufflepuffs? Hell yeah! I'm dating one right now and they're a fucking bae. They're helpful as all hell, are so helpful, and are with me to the end. I had an incident where my guardian (my motherly figure) died and they're legitimately the reason I'm still here. (I swear to god if you lay a finger on one of my precious children, you won't remember the last time you had a period)
Ravenclaws? OH HELL YES BITCH THEYRE LITERALLY BAES. OMG THEYRE SO WITTY, AND IF I NEED SOMETHING EXPLAINED, OH HELL YEAH THEYRE MT BITCH TO GO TO! THEYRE LITERALLY SO AWESOME AND I LOVE THEM ALL! My Mom/Guardian was a Ravenclaw and she raised me to be a strong independent woman and Ravenclaws are just fucking amazing. (If someone hurts a Ravenclaw they better be ready to eat a bad of dicks)
I'm sorry for the rant, but in the other words, not everyone in Gryffindor is a total bitch, and I'm sorry for being so threatening but lay a hand on one of my precious you'll be facing me >:V