Things I said whilst sleep deprived:
"Kidnapping you? No, you're in your mid twenty's, I abducted you"
"I've got hands and I'm not using them for the right things"
"This is why you don't trust me with vegetables"
"SPIDERS AREN'T WET"
"Am I cold? No, we ask me this all the time"
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