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MERRY MARDI GRAS!!!  I hope you caught a lot of beads, ate a ton of king cake, and saw so much gold, purple, and green that you want to throw up.  Love you guys and stay tuned for a CNS chapter TOMORROW!!!  On Valentine’s Day   Love you guys and I hope you have a great day!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!  I hope everyone stays warm and cozy in this cold weather!  I know I said that I would have a chapter soon, but my editor has been really sick!  Please pray for her to get better!  Anyways, thanks so much for reading and keeping these guys alive-!
          
          Cecile:  You already said that.
          
          Author:  Well it’s true.  
          
          Cecile:  I’m a book protagonist.  I can’t die.
          
          Author:  Divergent.
          
          Cecile:  No.  Stop.  T-that was an action book!
          
          Author:  Thirteen Reasons Why.
          
          Cecile:  That, that one doesn’t count!
          
          Author:  The Fault in Our Stars, before i fall, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, ANNE FRANK-!
          
          Cecile:  STOP SPOILING!!  
          
          Author:  I’LL KILL YOU OFF!
          
          Cecile:  THAT’S MURDER!
          
          Author:  I’LL DISCONTINUE THE BOOK!
          
          Cecile:  ...You wouldn’t dare.
          
          Author:  *looks at camera* HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
          
          Cecile:  WAIT!  ANSWER ME!  
          
          Everyone:  *appears out of no where*  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
          
          
          Love you all!  I hope you all stay warm and healthy!!  

@PenciledN  I can only imagine your mind when writing something like this 

MERRY CHRYSLER TO ALL, AND TO ALL A CNS CHAPTER THAT IS COMING SOON!
          
          
          Cecile:  when
          
          Author:  What?
          
          Cecile:  I want to find out what happens.
          
          Author:  Listen up you little brat, it’s either you wait for a glorious chapter or you get a sh*tty one quickly.  And you know what happens!  You’re the main character!
          
          Cecile:  I want to see what happens with @AlikatsaiT 
          
          Author:  ...What do you mean?
          
          Cecile:  She leaves the best comments and I like to read them.  I’m pretty much only staying in the story because of her comments.
          
          Author:  What about me and Claire’s hard work?
          
          Cecile:  I stay for Claire too.  She’s amazing.  Forget you.
          
          Author:  You’re pretty much an indentured servant, so you have no choice but to stay and love me.  I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.  At least my other creations love me.
          
          Foster:  You gave me a horrible back story.
          
          Author:  I GAVE YOU LIFE.  And helped get over 1,000 views you attention whor-
          
          Foster:  Stop cursing at us just because you use us to write your loneliness away.  WE don’t owe YOU, YOU owe US.
          
          Author:  IM GUNNA-!
          
          Barry:  It’s okay, I love and appreciate you!  Thanks for birthing me.  *hugs Author*
          
          Author:  ...Brownie points for the bear.
          
          Barry:  MY DREAM OF CECILE AT MY DOORSTEP IN A BOW MIGHT BE COMING TRUE!!
          
          Author:  Maybe so.
          
          Jane:  *joins group hug*
          
          *Cecile and Foster join hug too because I wrote them to do so.*
          
          All:  MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
          
          Author:  Thank you to my amazing friends and fans for keeping all these bozos alive through your support!  I couldn’t do it without Claire’s MASSIVE help and Ali’s HILARIOUS comments and all of your reads!  Also, a big thanks to Sam for reading occasionally!
          
          
          Love all of your beautiful faces!  Happy holidays!   -Kailyn and the CNS crew

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!  
          
          I’m so happy for all of my supporters, friends, and family.  I have been very blessed and I thank you for all of the reads and votes.  
          
          Everyone at CNS hopes you have a great Thanksgiving!  We’re all thankful that you’re alive and managed to find us.  We don’t know what we’d do if you all weren’t giving us your time and support!   
          
          Thanks again!  Happy Holidays from everyone here!!
          
          Cecile:  “Psssttttt.  You’ll find a special picture of me if you read the ‘Happy Thanksgiving!’ chapter of Cecile’s Shorts (CNS Extras).  Happy Turkey Day!”

HAPPY NATIONAL KINDNESS DAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES!!!  Be kind to your neighbors!  Even that one cranky old lady down the street that steals your dog’s food for her forty cats and herself!  Instead of saying, “BUY YOUR OWN PURINA YOU DAMN B*TCH!  I KNOW YOU’RE LOADED FROM THOSE HUNDRED CAT TOYS AND TWENTY-THREE SCRATCH POSTS!  DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE AMOUNT OF BEDS YOU HAVE!”  just say instead “I HOPE BUTTER WHISKERS DOESN’T CHOKE ON HIS OWN PHLEGM AND DIE.  Oh yeah.  And Happy National Kindness day or whatever...”  
          
          Make your mom proud.

Happy Veterans Day!  An important Cecile chapter is coming up soon so keep tuning in!

A short story of mine, Fairytale en Flambé, has reached 100 views!  Thanks for reading, you otakus!

I just realized I've been on this website for a year...   
          
          Wow, time really does fly when you're writing stupid stuff. 
          
          Thanks for all the support!  As always, love you beautiful faces!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG.  SO HAPPY TO MAKE 1K!
          
          Everyone wants to say a little thanks.
          
          Foster:  "Thanks for 1K!  Let them keep adding up."
          
          Barry:  "I'm so happy to be included in this amazing project."
          
          Jane:  *Nods while smiling*
          
          Foster:  *Pauses and looks around*  "Where's Cecile?"
          
          *Everyone glances around*
          
          *Cecile appears with messy hair*
          
          Cecile:  "I have so much to do since I've been freed!  I still have to get Ben together with his crush, I have to make friends with Dorris, host my first sleepover, give Barry a kiss on the cheek, join a club, get my old Halloween costume-!"  
          
          *Foster squishes her face to stop her from talking*
          
          Foster:  "You didn't know what happened, did you?"
          
          *Cecile knitted her eyebrows together*
          
          Foster:  *rolls his eyes with a sigh*  "Remember the terms for our release?  'Free the Hostages for 1k'?"  
          
          *Cecile's eyes widened*
          
          Cecile:  "We really made it?"
          
          *Foster laughs because Cecile looks like a fish with her wide eyes and forcefully puckered lips*
          
          *Cecile turns out of his grip to look at the camera*
          
          Cecile:  *Hugs camera*  "I love you all so much!  Let's continue this journey together, yeah?  Come see me at all my chapters!  I do all this for you and for me!  You make me feel great about myself and make me really feel like the protagonist I'm supposed to be!"
          
          *Everyone finally pulls Cecile off the camera*
          
          Barry:  "Its okay, Cecile.  Let's bring ya home."
          
          Jane:  *pats Cecile's head as Foster carries her out*
          
          Cecile:  "THANK YOU!!!!"
          
          *Everyone leaves and then camerawoman steps into view.  She rubs Cecile fluids off of lens to reveal it's the author.*
          
          Kailyn/Author:  *smiles*  "Thanks so much guys!  I wouldn't be here without you.  Thanks for supporting my and the goofy group that just left.  You all reading make me feel so happy, you wouldn't even know.  Keep reading, be happy, and stay safe, you beautiful faces.  See you next time!"
          
          *Camera cuts out*