eat shit

( @fxckwebs ) 
            
            “ putting some shit I found in the lab in a lopez’s drink . he told everyone i slept with him so this is my revenge . before you ask he’s not going to die . ” she said , pouring the liquid. 

“aw, that’s cute, i love you too” he said sarcastically back to her before he crossed his arms. “what are you doing anyways?” 

@fxckwebs 
            “ that was weirdly specific . and you in general annoys me . ” she sarcastically smiled at him . 

/ !!

@KILLINGISMS 
            
            / ah

@fxckwebs  ! 
            
            “ dude , i didn’t take your fucking knives . ” 

“ cut the bullshit. where’s my knives? ” 

@fxckwebs  ! 
            
            “ why hello to you too , parker. ” 

@fxckwebs   ! 
            
            / / ; this is terribly late and im sorry ! 
            
            
            “ well , i sorta don’t care . ” 

❝  you should be  .  i meant 
            it with a lot of offense  .  ❞

@fxckwebs   ! 
            
            “ wow , im so offended . ” 

@mischievouskiller-   ! 
            
            it wasn’t intentional at first but after he had me and my brother he thought that we would harness the same power as him . * she shrugged * 

cause I didn't think the devil had kids-

@mischievouskiller-   ! 
            
            yeah , im his kid . . why you ask ? 

@mischievouskiller-   !
            
            / / lmao thanks