KING_CAPRICORNUS

IT SEEMS @tree_python DELETED ITS COMMENT! COULDN'T HANDLE THE HEAT? 
          
          A WORD, IF YOU MAY. IF YOU EVER MANAGE TO GET OVER YOURSELF, I'D HIGHLY RECOMMEND BEING ME.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM STOOPING TO THIS LEVEL, BUT I COMMAND YOU TO HELP, @martyrr KEEPS TELLING ME I HAVE A SMALL PHALLUS APPENDAGE OVER SKYPE
          
          PLEASE TELL IT THAT I DON'T

WHAT'S A "21 PILOTS" AND A "PANIC. AT THE DISCO"? THE ONLY MUSIC I LISTEN TO FOLK POP BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST GENRE OF SOOTHING VIBRATIONS

I CAN'T READ

IT IS PROVED TO BE VERY DIFFICULT READING LONG STORIES ON VERY BLANK BACKGROUNDS. I PREFER THE GRAINY MATERIAL OF ANCIENT PAPER, WITH THE SLIGHT-BROWN TINT AND THE DUST CLINGING TO THE COVER DURING MY READING ESCAPADES 

TIS I
          
          CAPRICORNUS