KIWI

WHICH ONE OF YOU REPORTED TO WATTPAD THAT I WASNT UPDATING MY STORIES HELP

:3

why is my minute clock hand just twitching side to side has time stopped

"yo can you me charge rq" my brother, holding out his phone 
          "Sure" plugs charger in his ass

imagine having a friend record you laughing then all of a sudden you're a popular gif on discord

Do people even read these

imagine using hauagauhauaaggggh in an intricately constructed sentence

I'm not dead, I have perished

you see children, 
          love is like an electric fan, 
          you push buttons that reintroduce their mechanics of snatching air from the atmosphere to calculate the perfect amount of air to pass through your drain embodiment 

sometimes, I have people ask me: "kiwi, where did you get your rizz?"
          
          
          
          
          
          from 2020 inazuma eleven x y/n books