I may look like a potato, but you look like burnt Brussels sprouts.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains gives some people hope... \(-_-)/
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KJthewitness
Jan 05, 2016 01:42AM
Oh my gosh!! FUCK BEING GROUNDED!!! I hope it chokes on 20 dicks and dies of herpes. It keeps me away from the beautiful people!!!View all Conversations
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The Sempiternal And The Witness
This story is sort of a biography of my best friend(who was also my boyfriend) who died in 2014. It is also s...
EYES
This is one of the short stories I wrote in Barrio Writers Camp this summer. Also, the picture is not mine. A...