temporary hiatus

Oh, I was bored, and kinda horny
          Figured I'd pick up a book
          Found the necronomicon,
          Thought that I should take a look
          I did the chants and did the dance, 
          And much to my surprise,
          I found an ancient deity with tentacles and, glowing eyes,
          He poured some wine and said, 
          "let's have some fun"
          But now Cthulhu knows why they call me the deep one,
          Oh, I fuck Cthulhu good
          I thought I'd have some cosmic horror, turns out I'm a cosmic whore
          I fucked Cthulhu good
          No casualties, or sacrifices, only thing getting buried here was wood

Is a lot of ass hair just hair coming out the wazoo?

I just got stung by a yellowjacket right below the nipple  lmao

https://youtu.be/4wgw4QEVJCE

Originally, Loki was chaotic good, not chaotic evil

All the Simpsons characters I know are
          
          Homer
          Marge
          Bart
          Lisa
          Maggie
          Grandpa Simpson
          Mona
          Selma
          Patty
          Grandma Bouvier
          Comic book guy
          Comic book gay
          Kuriko
          Kuriko's father
          Kuriko's ghost mother
          Old jewish man
          Jasper
          Dr Hibert
          Cletus Spuckler
          Mary Spuckler
          Reverend Lovejoy
          Helen Lovejoy
          Jessica Lovejoy
          Dr Nick
          Bleeding gums Murphy
          Nelson Munts
          Nelson's mom
          Nelson's dad
          Ned Flanders 
          Todd Flanders
          Rodd Flanders
          Mother of Ned 
          Father of Ned
          Maude Flanders
          Edna Krabopple
          Seymour Skinner
          Gary Chalmers
          Shauna Chalmers
          Dolph
          Kearney
          Jimbo
          
          And a fucking lot more, but I think I did a majority

Ah, poor old granny scorpion-shoe, R.I.P,
          she died of pneumonia,
          Her pet scorpion that lived in her shoe

I think my girlfriend called me a fem-boy

I just lost one of my (hopefully) baby teeth

Once, in the first or second grade, I shook a tree down, like, I kept shaking it, and it fell down, then after recess was over, I told the teacher, lola