VikingMetalToby

https://youtu.be/uA-LSkPUWyw?si=6UwCWB8MX6dnow3p

KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

@VikingMetalToby dw like the smart, courageous, awesome self that i am i typed the link letter by letter in my notes then opened the link there because SOMEONE–i don't wanna name names–cant send links correctly
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VikingMetalToby

@KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ what do you mean you can’t open it try it again try harder
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

JEX???
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VikingMetalToby

i’m gonna haunt you in the form of a chromebook. in exactly three days you will get a package in the mail that’s wrapped shut in blue tape. immediately take this package home and stuff it under you bed. DO NOT SLEEP ON THE SAME BED THE PACKAGE US UNDER. wait three days before removing the package from underneath your bed. carefully unwrap the the tape using a yellow number 2 pencil. IT MUST BE YELLOW. once you open the package, wait five seconds before pulling out the styrofoam. you will see a brand new chromebook package sitting inside of the box. you must first do the sacred chants of the islands of Fiji four times before the winter solstice, then turn three times before facing the west. you will see the Chromebook slowly arise from behind you and

VikingMetalToby

@KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ hubble bubble bubble gum
            
            *has a seizure on the floor and starts speaking reverse Hindi*
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

@VikingMetalToby everything you just said was meaningless because it's impossible for me to even get mail
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1-800-CAMERAMAN

Have any luck Bitch-Pulling?

KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

thank you brother
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1-800-CAMERAMAN

@kotarolldeeznuts I pray for you, my brother
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KOTTAROLLDEEZNUTZ

unfortunately no bro, it's hard pulling bitches in America
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