I likes me some scary stories and thrillers and all that good stuff. One time my mom told me that my dad had a bunch of Stephen King books on his bookshelf and she heard it bumping around one night. So that made me wonder how many Stephen King books I'd need to stack on a couch to get it to bump on out of my house so I don't have to hire moves. Unfortunately, nothing happened....or did it? Wooooooowooooo.